YES I HAVE BEEN PRAYING FOR A HAWKGIRL MOVIE LIKE FOREVER

It's really all Asians. West, South or East asian, we all get the "edgy" jokes directed at us.

Dang gurl, I'm sorry :(
(I'm sure you're pretty—OKSTUPID is just not a good judge of beauty. No algorithm has been written that can actually judge beauty—just facial symmetry and shit that nobody has)

o_O I'm glad I'm not a part of that world, then...

Woww....so OKC matches people based on attractiveness (or even says that they do). So "ugly" people get "ugly" matches?

ME!! I will sign up for that!

Seriously, though. Heaven actually engineered their whole entire lineage, making sure their great-great-great ancestors got the freak on, just so those two would be born, and that they could fuck those two boys' lives up.

PSA: Don't be one of the characters in the opening of the episode before the title splash. Safest way to not get killed, friends!

Heehee yeah. If you see my other comment (in reply to LlamMP again) I accidentally typed "wild" instead of "lab" (I was thinking about animals in the lab vs animals in the wild, taught me to proofread...). Ideally having wild chimps would give us more info, and I was going to add a tangent in my original comment about…

Whoops, typed "wild" instead of "lab". Both times, too. Wow, I'm bad, sorry for that. I was going to go into a tangent about how (like you said) wild-reared primates would be ideal, but I deleted it because it was too lengthy.

Did you also not read the part where the article talked about the other primates? (Hint: humans are primates) They are also gaining weight in the wild.

Avengers AKA Iron Man 2.5

You and your guy are over at your house. Things get raunchy and quickly the party moves to the bedroom. You give him a seductive smile and slowly start unzipping your dual legging-skinny jeans. Your guy grins in anticipation.

Lol! This is true too! And yep...in addition to the moral ones people would get hung up on, there are also inbreeding issues. I think others above addressed it better, but if a brother and sister mate, then it's not necessarily bad the first time around, because their offspring will still have some genetic variance.…

You don't necessarily clone yourself when you impregnate yourself...

I google-image searched! Apparently it's called Plastic Nee-san? :O

Sources say that it is Plastic Nee-san! I know what I'm gonna do now..

Now I don't have to overstep when I write my slash fics!!

Indeed. Is this some new drug or something? I tried Googling but only came up with porn links. Asking for a friend

Ugh, Avengers was definitely not a serious story. What they did to Loki was cringe-worthy. Half the time I was just sitting there like, "so am I supposed to be afraid of this skinny, greasy-haired white boy or something" and the other half of the time I was like, "lulz random gag make movie gud". Special effects were…