The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon continues to be an incredibly insufferable name.

Counterpoint: he sounds perfectly fine, and it’s only a combination of video game nostalgia and “worst Chris” memes that this is a thing to begin with.

Wokeman had always known that he had a special gift. He possessed the power of empathy, which allowed him to sense and understand the feelings of others. He used his gift to help people in need, often calming down those who were upset or angry.

Cant believe Id be saying this in 2024, but Chris Brown was right for this one thing.

“He’s nicer than my dad, more competent than Kevin Smith, and less creepy than the middle aged man I’ve secretly been dating since I was fourteen.”

And yet no response to what other suggestions you have for what to do with criminals.

It’s a little weird that you’re dedicating this much time and text to a topic you’re admittedly unfamiliar with.

Do the millions of unwanted children who could be brought into the world and then neglected because some well-meaning goofball created a mechanism by which callous indifference pregnancies became get-out-of-jail-free cards deserve it?

You don’t care about children’s suffering?

Some people (like Elizabeth Holmes) are also inherently cruel and harmful. Keeping people like that away from their kids is good. We do it to poor people when it’s not necessary, and we don’t do it to rich people when it is. 

Well, I’m confused how it is cruel exactly for the state to continue to impose a sentence on a person that was already established before because that convicted person has abusively created a life with callous indifference to its fate in order to use it as a bargaining chip to avoid a fair and just conviction.

It was. If you’re going to pretend that there isn’t a distinction here, there’s no point in continuing a conversation in good faith.

Maybe it is a blatant attempt to stay out of jail. I don’t care about that.

The flip side of this is that it’s pointlessly cruel to conceive a child knowing full well you’re liable to be sent to prison very soon. 

Who fucking cares when she had the kid?

Kind of a huge fucking ethical difference between a pregnant woman or new mom being arrested and an evil narcissist piece of shit who conceives a baby AFTER BEING CONVICTED of serious charges.

Her deep ties to the community? Look, she might have to make some sacrifices, but I have faith that with her drive and with her skills in finding creative solutions to problems she’s created for herself, she can still serve perfectly well as a punchline from prison.

This is a neo-con bugaboo.

You’re 35, childless, have a college degree, and have never made more than $50K a year?

There’s a lot of structural differences between PPP loans and student loan debt forgiveness that made the PPP a much more effective use of federal stimulus dollars and also significantly more equitable than you might think at first blush than student loan debt forgiveness.