I don’t care what you’re dressed like —DO NOT TAKE PHOTOS ON RAILROAD TRACKS.

Yeah they don’t count people who are still in prison when they calculate recidivism rates. That’s not how this works.

Someone else had their eye on that one first, darling spinster of the scowlybrow.

Sorry, no, this is Spicey’s best favorite song to sing for Fearless Leader!

America got a whole year-and-a-half to have a preview of how crazy this was going to be...and most of those who voted chose not to go along with it for shits-and-giggles.

Legit shocked at how shitty he looks.

List of painful things? Where is ‘trying to read an article but you find out it has a video and no list in text form’ on this list? Because...

Where does looking for a list and getting a crappy video link instead rank?

And the winner is:

I just use the Cooter line from Walmart. I think their liner in RimJob is almost an exact dupe for Mars Van Vooter’s Liquid Canvass.

$5 says he’s ‘pro-life’ too.

Oh, so I post something about how I’m so racist I’d be willing to kill a baby and suddenly I’m the bad guy? Damn libruls ruining the country.

Well, I’m sorry for what happen

Well, Trump is certainly creating lots of high paying jobs - in the niche sector of governmental corruption defense attorneys.

This is what happens when non-politicians take over. They have no f’ing idea how any of this works. This idiot didn’t even know his financial disclosure form would be..disclosed.

I’m so sorry for what your were put through. So many internet hugs to you.

I’ve been dreading this, Kara!

So, this is the fascist playbook at its most naked —everyone look at this carefully, please. Random grown, young men, in the prime category for perpetrating terrorist activities, sail easily into the US from Saudi Arabia, Chechnya, Egypt, and the Sudan. Their immigration goes largely unchecked. Instead, the most…