Ooohhh, did I ever! Tried to post a nice one with him and Paris Hilton, but got Kinja’d. Yeah. I want to know the real story.

I most definitely have a hard time believing she was “dating” this man for anything other than his money.

I was there once! At the old building, and the answer is Axe Body Spray and sadness (and Fage).

I really want him to say “Excuse me...I mustache you a question.”

**Taylor is cunning and petty and she plays the long game.**

The girls only filed that suit so Josh could sign on later. This family is slimey as hell and grifters of the highest order.

What a fucknut. No David, it’s not out of bounds to discuss the attractiveness of an actor in a review (unless the actor in question is 11 years old like Watson was, you sick fuck). But it is out of line to carry on about it for the entire fucking review, all the while making extra creepy statements like how Israeli…

Uhhh... how did he still have a job as a movie reviewer after that Emma Watson comment???

This article is the one of the best I’ve seen for answering this question:

Because Republicans are traitors. There’s no other way to sugar coat it at this point: they would rather support their party and be “right” still than support their own country.

He did mention that he feels that Fox is moving left these days.

party over country

A number of reasons:
1.) They’re delusional.

 2.) They know he’s a disaster but Republicans could put a little rabbit in the White House, who just spends the whole day chewing on grass at his desk, and they would be happy because at least it’s not a Deomcrat.

3.) They see an incompetent buffoon like Trump as a…

Because Republicans have been the literal worst for decades and put party over country any old day. So long as they have someone they can work with to get rid of abortion access and cut taxes on the wealthy they don’t give a shit about anyone else. Like republicans couldn’t even muster enough empathy to consider…

Because reality is subjective and his base will never be swayed.

I had a very lovely lunch at Taco Bell today with my very conservative law partner. He listens to conservative talk radio all day and keeps up on current events with Fox News. They just parrot the talking points that paint the current administration in as favorable a light as they can. He did mention that he feels…

It’s because they don’t really care. They’re just happy he’s actively placating the shitty ideas they’ve been itching to enact while the country was being run by a relatively rational adult.

Because fox’s ledes so far this afternoon have been Wiener and dam leaks. (I wish I was kidding)

How is it the case that he still enjoys ~80% favorability ratings from the republicans? How?

Oh Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III, I do declare! That one sure was a knee-slapper! Suh, you are the livin’ end, I say, the vereh limit!