Can we have a real talk about Britney’s hair without it being seen as body snarking or mean? I know every female celebrity pretty much has extensions, but why are Brit’s so obvious? It’s like she has a layer of real hair and then a very obvious layer of extensions underneath. Why don’t they blend together better? …

I struggle to understand why he likes the dangling feet look so much.

They’re a fresh gift from LL Bean.

I disagree with the idea that there should not be another Legally Blonde movie. There absolutely should be a real Legally Blonde 3, where Elle Woods runs for president of the United States.

According to this picture and my steller imagination, Kellyann Conjob is the upside down version of Reese.

I was sort of hoping this might make it in. My shad-ar has gotten a lot better thanks to the teachings of Hon. Brown and I’m quite confident in calling this shade. For sure Trump doesn’t even know what’s happening here:

Elle Woods would be the Ruth Bader Ginsburg of her fictional universe.

So it’s not possible to rain shade, but is it possible to reign shade? Does Mariah Carey reign shade?

I also love that after considering the Kellyanne-Elle hybrid for the Supreme Court or as president, she suggested that she could be in prison.

The Legally Blonde character transforming to Kellyanne Conway? No.

It’s hard when his only preferred drink is vodka infused with first editions of The Turner Diaries.

This! Every time I see his mug I wonder how much hard liquor he’s ingested.

Nope. The scientific term is “gin blossoms”. That’s what happens when you’re a severe, late-stage alcoholic. So he’s a lush in addition to being a white supremacist, anarchist, and general walking excrement.

Goddamn.

My only regret is that I have but one star to give.

He was making acid wash jeans.

Was that body blindfolded and carrying a scale?

You paint her in much too good a light.

Yeah, I’m surprised I was being asked to pick team not-Rihanna here.