Fixed! 

Howdy officer. Beat any minorities today? Fuck the cops and anyone who cooperates with them. And the lily white peckerwoods who argue for snitching. You upvvote this shit you’re rat fink scum

But he knows a place on the edge of the red light district where we can lay low. But his hands are all messed up, so you better drive, brother.

Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

Right, yes. I’ll be sure to take solace in not looking like an A-hole bike rider whilst sitting in a hospital bed. Cheers for that.

Furry porn, I choose you.

Fighting is part of the game.

Then falls into a vat of peroxide.

On this whole toilet seat thing, you are aware that there is this thing called bathing later in the day? I know women don’t have the option (smash the urinals of the patriarchy!) but for guys, you don’t sit down in the office bog unless you totally, absolutely have to. It’s a little late to freak out over what a black…

Don’t you mean he’s now a... Warine?

Counterpoint:

I bet they were happy when Drago killed Apollo in Rocky IV.

Yeah, well, I’m going to go start my own con. With blackjack, and hookers!

No joke - I actually won an 883 Iron in a raffle at the Harley plant while I was an intern engineer there.