Moon, Earth, and the Sun, all pull on the object. As space junk, this object would be very light relative to mostly iron natural space objects. The object would also be much slower than the natural counterparts making it very unpredictable, making the calculations very inaccurate beyond a few years. Not only would we…

Assault with a deadly weapon. Possibly aggravated due to road rage.

Actually, once the vehicle slows down grossly below the speed limit, it is legal to pass it even in double yellow. The law was written for passing farm equipment, but it encompasses all slow moving vehicles.