No dice on the car. It’s a great example of the worst era of American carmaking, and it would be best suited to a scrap yard so we can forget it as soon as possible.

This is one of those things that comes out of another project that just didn’t meet expectation. Here’s footage of the desert testing from said project.

This reminds me of the time I hosted a chess tourney at my house during the Christmas holiday. Lots of folks showed up but they just stood around near the front door talking about how great they were at the game.

In twitter, the only winning move is not to play.

REALLY reminds me of the Star Trek Next Generation with Data and a game master once:

This car is something of an enigma. So it’s no surprise that we’re being asked to perform a Touring test.

No thanks. I want to enjoy the story and exploration... Not be beaten over the head or forced to learn some secret pattern or whatever. This BDSM obsession gamers have, I don’t get it. It’s not like a difficulty setting would make the game easier for those people who want to suffer while opening access to people who…

Hey David Tracy, you see all that rust?  I have a bridge to sell you.

Honestly, that crater in the side killed it for me. With that kind of mileage and body damage, I wouldn’t pay more than $1,500 for this thing. 

Six percent of you voted nice price on that Jaguar abomination yesterday, and you should be ashamed.

So what you are all saying is that the modifications made to this Jag... make you see red?

Actually, I wouldn’t at all be surprised to see that it has dice.

Huh. I 100% believed that “cleaning vinegar” just a clever ploy by big acid to try to get me to buy another bottle of vinegar at a higher mark up. 

going outdoors is about striking a balance between discomfort and tranquility in an inherently uncomfortable setting.

What’s better than one boring mediocre car? Two boring mediocre cars, obviously.

I saw an ad the other day for a super clean NA Miata that was missing its motor. $5k. I’d laugh if this wasn’t the new norm.

If I drove this in Stepford suburbia, I’d be deathly afraid of those suburban moms driving Suburbans. 

Swam for 12 hours after his helicopter crashed.

Had to look it up and now I envy the english language for having the perfect word for describing Tarantino´s work, that my language (german) hasn´t.