Does the Esteemed Mr. Tracy wash his rust piles?  I would think he might be afraid to expose them to that much water...

I think they should just own it. Could you imagine if they had said, “Ladies and gentlemen, we present you with the Lotus Lucas!”

Cool. Thanks. Btw, if you like that you may like Diablo Verde (hot, only), if you ever come across it. It’s a creamy cilantro sauce that is very tasty.

Thank goodness! That was freaking me out too.

Also, “ace”?  When did Kristen become Australian?

So is this your upcoming new daily?  Sounds like that itch needs scratching...

I got one on Amazon (https://www.amazon.com/OffWorld-Designs-Unisex-Classic-T-Shirt/dp/B07CK73TYX) but they’re all over the web if you google “OMG R2D2 t-shirt”

“Mustang hit”? Now you just have to figure how to incorporate cars and coffee into the lyrics...

Awesome!  I just bought one of these for my nephew for his High School graduation...

Cool!  Thanks for posting.  What’s with the rope around the front?

I’m right there with you. I cried at the ending of this book, in a plane, next a macho co-worker. And I didn’t care.

You know what you’ve got!

First game was good. But it did have - at least for me - some of the same repetition issues cited here; and it had the worst, most anti-climactic ending of any game I’ve played.

Thanks! Interesting. Don’t think I’ve ever had Sol as I shared your prejudice. Will try one now.

Tough vote. Lots of good picks there.

If it is in a corn tortilla, how is a taco a sandwich? It’s a corn tortilla: Isn’t that stretching the definition of “bread” too far?

Ever since someone described the housing around the shifter as a toilet lid, that’s all I can see when I look at one now...

Amazing last picture with LA in the background!

It’s official.  I have a new dream car...

Welcome to Jalopnik Torch! I’m glad you replaced that vulgar Trozinski. That guy always fucking swore.