My hairpiece! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I think Obama's game is the same one it's always been: pragmatism. Which is sort of weird given the optimism he's supposedly known for, but in that sense, the ACA has been effective. More people are insured now than ever before. That's a success, even if we want to argue that it's not perfect or even great.

Republicans -> Conservative Democrats

Really? Foxworthy has been around for a while, I don't know how you missed him.

Given that the "In Tennesee, I'm Kate Upton" bit was used as standup in her latest episode, you're not wrong.

Pretty sure he blew a load while she was there.

Yes, only the highest caliber actors get to keep their Emmys. Jim Parsons and Jon Cryer are ashamed of Kyle Chandler's downward spiral.

C3PO begs to differ. Also, Bail Organa's on-screen death is debatable.

thinks->tinkin'

This shit, and similar broadcasting antics (numbers stations, etc) are the only things that legitimately scare me. Zombies, vampires, nope. But weird radio stations broadcasting nonsense 24 hours a day for no discernible reason? I'm fucking terrified sitting in my bedroom in the dark reading this article.

I would have much preferred a funeral to the 30 second "Oh and then she died" that we got, but the whole fucking thing was pointless anyway.

I get the rectum destroying, but what are you doing to those tits?

I never stopped loving Futurama. Even if you want to argue the later episodes were inferior, it never had as big a drop as The Simpsons.

Well, you're right in this case. But effect can be used as a verb too! "He hung the posters in hopes of effecting change."

"I mean, Coldhands is Bran's reanimated uncle, right?"

My favorite thing is going to be if R+L=J is revealed to be true, and no one ever finds out and it amounts to absolutely nothing.

Well she hasn't met world yet, what the fuck do you expect.

"I have no idea to what degree reddit MRA is associated with older MRA stuff."

You must seriously not browse the internet very often. It's impossible to talk about sexual assault without them flooding the response section. Yes, they're a minority; but they're a very vocal, very damaging minority.

I would read any comic that had the balls to introduce a fedora-equipped Captain M'lady villain.