I understand the logic, but I’m skeptical that higher pay magically means better police. There plenty of amoral, asshole CEOs, after all.

As an Austinite, I'm fine getting thrown under the bus, but ain't no way you're gonna save the rest of this shithole state. Plenty of room under here.

American Idiot, the album, is fantastic. I honestly think it's one of the best concept albums produced in the last twenty years.

"bad guys are all irredeemably evil"

I believe Rian Johnson is on tap for the scripts for both E8 and E9. Given that I liked Looper's script more than the actual film (which I by no means disliked), I'm optimistic.

That's like saying The Black Eyed Peas version of I Gotta Feeling is the definitive version. Technically true, but that doesn't make it any more listenable.

Nerd in the basement, freak in the sheets.

The claim is that some sugar is processed using products created from animal bones. I have no idea how true that is.

I mean, Kanye (as much as I love him) is certainly deserving of some mockery, and he can take it. But you're fooling yourself if you think his race/style of music has nothing to do with the reactions he provokes.

I tried, but with the tiny image size it just ended up looking like I needed to manscape.

all you had to do was going to the moon, CJ!

"Volantis"

That's a fair point. But of course, Trevor Noah is not Jewish. So that doesn't change the essential criticism.

I'm talking about the fact that there is literally no humor behind Jewish jokes unless your audience has a particularly unsavory view of Jews.

A comic like that probably doesn't exist. Which is fine.

"that type of comedy"

Yes. God damn white liberal twitter for denying us such masterful humor as "lol fat chicks are ugly"

I can't find the article now, but the case has been made that nature would pretty much destroy the zombie threat. We have so many vultures here that I'm pretty comfortable with my survival chances :-)

How dare you! I think pregnant women are VERY deserving!

Omg that reference. You're such a Ben.