The finance guy at the place I bought my last car at was VERY unhappy that I had my own, better rate, financing already lined up.

Wow you kinda sound like them in that comment. I didn’t waste anyone’s time. I came in mid day on a Monday in a snow storm because they were on the way home for me. It was a fully staffed dealership without shit to do but talk to me, the only customer they had all day. I didn’t even ask for a test drive because I’ve…

I’d like to think my beer and weed intake are a selfless act on my part to promote the reusable “green” initiatives possible in the brewing and hemp industries. 

I do the 1:1:1 with the classic, but all my variations are more spirit heavy.

Wow! It’s Brett from the article. Thanks so much for picking me! Sorry I didn’t see this yesterday. It was my birthday and I was busy spending time with family and trying to enjoy myself. It’s a rare day that goes by where I don’t jump on Jalopnik. But this turned out to be a pretty awesome birthday surprise.

The whole “minivans are uncool” thing is ridiculous on it’s face. You ceased being a cool person when you had kids, buying a tarted up wagon with plastic wheel arches isn’t going to fool anyone. Just get the damn minivan, it’s the best tool for the job.

You know what you’re making a lot of sense!

I’d rather throw money away trying to save lives rather than take them. 

“...How do you eat responsibly for your health...”

Holy shit. I just posted essentially the same thing about hard surfaces!

I don’t like an overly loud restaurant, but usually when it does reach the level of me noticing the noise it’s because of the stupid “industrial” design ethos of all hard surfaces and open ceilings amplifying the sound. Would a few soft surfaces to help absorb some sound kill these people?

This is the only correct reply to this new rule. My wife works in the Disability industry, her company specifically sells products for people with low vision and blindness. Blind People with trained Seeing Eye dogs are hampered by people with fake service animals creating a bad image. People with disabilities have it…

Alice might be a flightless bird

Haha, I have the same problem. Why should I buy new socks like some kind of millionaire when mine only have one hole each!

I would have loved to see this in the States, but unfortunately conservative evangelical Christians would have their grannie bloomers in a twist. They still think “damn” is a naughty word that will shrivel your soul and make you tip-toe through the tulips with the devil.

Paulo Goncalves is witnessed. He shall ride eternal, shiny and chrome, to the gates of Valhalla.

Who needs a hack to get kids to eat noodles?

This recipe sounds like some bullshit from the Pioneer Woman. “I love to serve ranch cacio e pepe to my family after the pretend to get back from a two month long cattle drive. They really love it with my flame broiled nacho cheesier dorito lobster thermador.

Yes. Yes you are.