“The closeted perv has never come out as gay”

Because he very well may not be; being a child predator /= gay. Abusive sex is about power, not identity.

‘Surprise!’ I yelled. ‘Gender is a kind of imitation for which there is no original; in fact, it is a kind of imitation that produces the very notion of the original as an effect and consequence of the imitation itself!’ Cuteness overload.”

On that note; I once inserted a tampon with icyhot traces on my fingers. Big mistake. Big.

While I’m very pro handjob, I’m not in favor of spicy chicken handjobs. Capsaicin, man.

I’m proud of my mangled screen.

*takes a drag off cancer stick*

Liam Neeson does have a very specific set of skills after all!

So Kristen Stewart is....Taken?

Because nobody has yet, I would like to take the opportunity to advocate for people adopting regular, run-of-the-mill shelter pup mutts. There are lots of great animals out there—one for everyone I'm sure—and you can visit with them at the local animal control place and pick one that you get along with best. They…