Fuck you, fight me.

Fair. If the internet has taught us anything, it’s apparently pretty human to talk a lot of shit and not be able to back it up

Everybody knows you don’t work in Buffalo for the independence or the authority or the football or the ability to influence the direction of a team. You work in Buffalo to enjoy the weather.

It’s hard to tell whether or not you are being serious.

Joe Rogan’s responses and reactions are the real star of so many of these clips.

Yeah, and all my fireworks warn me not to use them indoors. The scorch marks on my ceiling should be enough for you to know how well Americans heed warnings.

“We shoulda had more time.”

I hope Trump does get his wall built. In fact, I hope it goes around the entire perimeter of the country. And then I hope he puts a roof on it. Because whatever neurotoxin has infected this country cannot be allowed to escape.

In Cleveland they leave free tickets in a big pile outside the stadium and walk away. When they come back, there’s twice as many.

Thank god. For a while there I thought I was being racist for thinking all the winners looked alike.

Raped a girl vs. flipped off a TV camera.

Male swimmer sexually assaults a woman: “30 seconds of bad decisions should not ruin his life!”

Female soccer play flips the bird: “BURN THE WITCH!”

Got it.
Out of curiosity, if she wins...will she flip the double bird in court? I hope so.

I did see the scrum yesterday. The boys from that city across the river were hot to score, but the scrappy lads from our area won the day. I feel so much pride because the win by people wearing a shirt with the name of a city in my home state shows that we are indeed better than the people from that other state.…

There’s no more annoying type of person than the sports obsessive.

What would happen if you used the offbrand stuff on a little dick? you know, like Conor McGregor?

Goddammit 2016. Why can’t you fucking end already.

“His shoes were tied, his pants were free of feces. Good game.”

He’s Reggie with Archie’s hair.

The bengals O line must be allergic to ginger snaps