Pictured: a pre-emptive reenactment of England’s run through the 2018 World Cup.

+ 17-cent/dollar wage discrepancy

And I am certain that--when called to account for your own bravado, so fiercely displayed in a comment section appended to a Deadspin article--you will perform with style, panache, and not the first ounce of licentious libation in your veins.

May we all be so pure of heart and fierce of conviction as you, o keeper of…

You’re the baddest motherfuckers in your mother’s basement.

I’m shocked that after 7 years of subpar play people have actually noticed Bradley fucking sucks.