OMG you missed the cutest woke man there.

“Learn.” The rich don’t need to learn. They pay other people to learn for them.

Sounds like these ladies need to bootstrap it and learn to do their own hair and makeup. Like us plebes do.

Or, Coretta may block Sessions from the grave. Bless her.

Everybody knows it was the parents.

I think “a net positive" is a good description of Joe Biden.

I mean, this isn’t the first time Pete Campbell’s baby mama kept her pregnancy and delivery a secret.

Yes. Mainly because that’s completely and obviously different.

I’m probably being a huge asshole but I have trouble understanding how the non-custodial parents not paying child support are the victims here.

Seriously, and a D is not that goddamn big. I’m a size 16 and an H cup. I cannot buy bras anywhere except expensive stupid websites, old lady lingerie stores and ugly sale bras at Nordstrom Rack. LIFE IS SUFFERING.

What kind of fucked-up bullshit did I just read? 1) running from vaccinations! 2) homeschooling! 3) Exerting parental control to teach your child only about the confederacy?

I’ve mentioned it before here that Golden Girls was really at the forefront of social issues. They dealt with elder abuse, homelessness, gay rights, abortion, artificial insemination, illegal immigration, sexual harrassment in the workplace, low pay for teachers, racism, dementia and sex over a certain age. This show…

No, the least he deserves is indictment on criminal charges. But it doesn’t seem like that’ll ever happen, so I guess seeing him die a free but disgraced man is the consolation prize?

The Spanish text needs some serious polishing. Might want to hire someone who’s fluent in the language, because this text sounds robotic, and has some incorrect verbs and adverbs thrown in there.

Leave in conditioner, hands down. Everyone wants touchably soft hair.

The hottest nightclub in town is... HELL. It has everything: Saddam Hussein, KY super soakers, third leg warmers....

My husband’s ex wrote him a Facebook message the day we announced our engagement saying “So happy for you!!!!! :) :) :)“ but then like twenty minutes later she posted a video of her singing a mash up of a bunch of Taylor Swift songs, including “You Belong With Me” and “Speak Now” the one where Taylor just straight up…

Same here. The headline definitely made me go, “What’s happening in Florida now?”

DO IT. I love the name Ursula, although in part it is because it’s the name of the main character in one of my favorite books (Life After Life, by Kate Atkinson). Also, Ursula the Sea Witch was the baddest bitch in the game and had a knack for contract law.