Hate the outfits (mostly), but love you! I miss your sultry voice on dirt bag betting packs of gum on Pete & Ariana’s engagement.

Pics or it didn’t happen

Is she though? Do you also get in your driver’s seat by entering through the passengers side door? Cause that’s what this spinning bra trick sounds like.

I wouldn’t know I’ve never done it that way, but also where do your elbows go? There are just so many questions.

I support you and your fight, just like a bra that you put on frontways would.

But what about.....rug burn? I don’t even know, spinning a bra around sounds inSANE. Especially if you have big ones that require extra strength brassieres.

Girl, I feel you. I also listened/was disappointed recently. Thanks for putting it in words!

There are Jehova’s Witnesses camped out every day, all day at the Kenmore train stop in Boston. Every day on my way to and from work I’m tempted to go up to them and ask them how they support a religion that doesn’t report child sexual abuse, and every day I’m scared to because it’s so close to my work and many of my…

He also had some bullshit deal with Harvard this summer and was lecturing in Boston (WHO WANTS OR NEEDS THAT). I walked past him one day and LOST MY SHIT, followed him for a minute, decided that was creepy, and angrily texted all of my friends about it. I wish he would just dissolve or move west Maine.

I used to enjoy Nick Minaj.

I wish the press would stop regarding anything he had to say as newsworthy, so he can disappear into wherever it is people go after their 15 minutes of fame.....perhaps a Kmart?

I blame Beyonce.

I can’t believe you guys posted an article about my inner torment without my consent! jkjklol

I’m crying actual tears right now reading this, but they are much different tears than anonymous is crying every night. I mean, Cannibal Witch.

I love everything about this post, but I also have a pressing desire to share this secondary conspiracy theory: What if her face is just really reeeeaaaaaallllllly bloated from drinking too much wine to cope with the fact that 1.) she’s probably seen Donald Trump naked and 2.) He is the president of the the goddamn…

This made me laugh so hard because these were all over my college campus and we referred to them as ass blossoms. so creative, amiright?

What if the baby’s name is Meek Mill, as a commentary on the inequity of privilege and the brutality of the american social justice system?

If Mark is the father of reality TV, is Kris Jenner the mother? This is a topic ripe for debate.

My sister is also a Katie Baker!

It took me embarrassingly long to realize “mad libsian” was not “mad lesbian”, but honestly I prefer to think that Charlize Theron and Tia Mowry are having a mad lesbian feud.