It took me embarrassingly long to realize “mad libsian” was not “mad lesbian”, but honestly I prefer to think that Charlize Theron and Tia Mowry are having a mad lesbian feud.

Waaaat. I’ve never seen this before. pure magic.

but what if he refers to the “luxury tents” at fyre as giants’ diaphragms?

This is very Outkast a la Roses. Anyone remember The Love Below?

CALM DOWN. They’re just alternate memories, not like people’s lives are affected by them.

So, maybe I have this confused with another story, but wasn’t there also an element that Sally had an affair with the surrogate? A la desperate housewives? If that’s the case I think it changes things a bit, but if that’s totally a product of my imagination then she needs to stop because if gender roles were reversed…

I work with children in East Boston, basically if I can play soccer in it, it's work wear.

I agree abstractly, but I think in this case the father should also have charges brought against him. GSA is real but he is the parent and in a position of power over this woman, he should also be held responsible.

Here’s the deal, I can’t for the life of me figure out this whole comparing wonen’s health to selling fetal organs.

CHAUNCY.

I work in schools and I once knew a child named Bigboy. That was his name, one word, Bigboy.

Sounds like a badass outfit though.

ALL THE FEELS

ALL THE FEELS

don't get me wrong, I love Adele. I do, I do, I do, oooh. But I can totally see why these didn't make the album, they're a little bit of a drag- and not in a good cry kind of way. That being said I'm SOOOOOOO ready for a new cd from my main gal.

this song is SO FUCKING CATCHY I was loving it. Then I saw this video. The worst part is, I genuinely think the concept of cultural appropriation is over her head. SMH.

this song is SO FUCKING CATCHY I was loving it. Then I saw this video. The worst part is, I genuinely think the concept of cultural appropriation is over her head. SMH.

I had a roommate in college who was from Athol. Very strange woman. Enough said.

I take issue with this statement. As a South Coast Mass native, we absolutely have coffee milk. It is even an option in local school cafeterias. We are also way more badass than those drink-taxing Rhode Island people. I'm sorry you're so wrong all the time.

FYI here's how the rest of the United states looks to Massachusetts people (aka, the best people)