None of these trailers (aside from A Star is Born) tell me anything at all about the movies. So I’ll just stay home and watch Spice World and Josie and the Pussycats back-to-back on Amazon Prime. (Again.)

The ones with the plastic flowers plugged into little holes punched into the rubber? I LOVE THOSE! My gran had one, along with the splash catcher on the floor around the toilet and the Skipper doll knock off in the crocheted dress covering the spare roll of tp on the cistern (all on top of a pink ruffly doily, of…

I wonder if I could make some money selling a line of special scrotal irons and ironing boards. Being that wrinkly can’t be healthy.

So are all of us progressives eventually going to colonize one of those new planets while right wingers mine the earth to its core for resources? I’ll make sandwiches and Irish coffee for the trip okay?

ELLIE WHY IS HIS HAIR SO LONG LIKE HE’S SNATCHED THE WIG OF A WOMAN WHO DIED ALONE IN HER HOME IN A DECOMPOSING WEDDING DRESS