Two Mike Pences? May god have mercy on our souls.

I have it on good authority that Bronx keeps creating it while Queens keeps on faking it. Any truth to this?

Holy shit! I’d forgotten about that guy.

Oh yeah, this isn’t the first time we’ve heard this scumbag’s name in connection with The Probe— he’s deep in that dirty ol’ Nader-Prince-UAE-Saudi-SecretSeychellesMeeting bed.

$35 Trump also doesn’t know who Barron is.

But we did get a lot of commercials featuring PG&E employees and how they’re our neighbors and really, really care about us.

GUARDS, SEIZE HER!

I’m really questioning the judgement of the leadership of the Republican Party.

There’s apparently a photo of Kevin McCarthy with Chad Kroeger, psyched to meet a true American hero and member of Nickelback.

Sigh, too late now. 1 bedrooms in the south Bronx are now a half million:

Williamsburg resident here. First let me say that the L train shutdown has been a pretty big blessing for those of us that don’t really appreciate the influx of tourists into our neighborhood. Feels like 2010 these days and that is so, so nice.

No, no people need to leave the Bronx for housing in beautiful New Mexico, haven’t you seen Escape 2000?!

Seems like you’re kinda tardy to the party.

Attention future bombers of all political leanings. This is how to correctly bomb. Take yourself out first so the gene pool gets a bit deeper, we can go on with our normal lives and you can be forgotten quickly.

Well there you go. Progress.

No, you don’t understand, I can openly hate black people now because the Southern Conservatives that hated black people back then were DEMOCRATS, so maybe you’re the real racist?

Anyone here remember when Jimmy Carter, while President, was interviewed by Playboy magazine, said “I’ve looked on a lot of women with lust. I’ve committed adultery in my heart many times.” and True Murican Christians went spastic?

It’s only fitting that Trump’s biggest print advocate is the national fucking enquirer. I read the headlines of that fishwrap while waiting inline at the store and laugh until I realize how many people in that same line read it and think “I knew it, Obama did try to assassinate him!”

Not only does the NatEnq CEO look every bit as skeevy and child-molester-y as I expected, but his fucking last name is Pecker.

I can agree with Kaepernick and the other NFL players and still acknowledge that a private employer has the right to limit employees’ speech or demonstrations while at work.