Uhhhh, do you not think the University of Texas is a gov’t institution?

WELL HE CAN JUST GO TO A DIFFERENT BAKERY.

This is the exact refrain we need to keep talking about.

Laura Ingraham...I don’t know her...

Make arrangements to meet both of them at the same CPAC cocktail mixer, and pull the detonator on the vest.

Fixing tickets is the gateway crime. Disappear your girlfriend’s ticket today, then you start to feel like you got one over and that you really are the source of power. And the person who helped you disappear the ticket’s got something on you, so they get you to help plant evidence, and you do, and you feel even more…

LOL!

asking for a friend

great thought experiment...

First I would free the animals that Tomi keeps in captivity for her makeup production lab.

I mean a self inflicted gun shot wound would be the only appropriate response for either right?

Omg.

The area is the perfect storm of southern white trash, scary conservative transplants (from the southeast and elsewhere thanks to the Air Force bases nearby), and your garden variety Florida Man dummies.

I really wish they would stop booking him. He’s garbage and exists just to be “provocative.” He has nothing to add to any conversation, ever.

“President Trumps not there, he is in Florida - Damnit”

My mind went to the exact same place.

It’s factually untrue to say Ted Bundy was a serial killer, because I don’t know him but he has a nice face.

Way to whip it good.

Good, fine points on both sides.....

That is legit the only time I’ve seen her smile.