Usually it’s pedantic outrage about the news media’s imprecise reporting on the make, model, date of manufacture, serial number, magazine capacity and identifying scuff marks of the weapon.

Every time there’s a mass shooting in the US, I feel traumatised, unsettled and afraid until I see ol’ Uncle Milty’s face. It’s the only thing that keeps me calm and centred in these trying times.

“Yes, why? Am I not permitted to have an opinion on a shitty propaganda jpg?” 

It means get angry and go after the NRA.

Well they have been fucking us for 40 years so I guess it’s time to reciprocate

I think it’s simply an abbreviation of “fuck staying calm” because the poster relies on brevity.

This is why you don’t argue semantics.

Came here for this depressingly regular post.

Nope. Fuck calm is just the same as fuck you. It’s not our fault you ate the paint chips as a child.

I’m a fucking American. I fucking swear like the fucking lady that I fucking am. Why? Because fuck you, that’s why.

Most people would be embarrassed to show themselves to be willfully obtuse. But not you!

Yeah, I agree. Not knowing what happened or how the decision was made makes it difficult to know who to trust.

Sure. Just Do It was a fucking failure because no one specifically spelled out what “it” is.

All of trump’s stupid cabinet secretaries seem to require beefier security details than their predecessors.

“Yes, yes I know kids are dying. But the font, it really doesn’t POP. What is this red stuff? Blood? Please stop bleeding on the proof. You know, it’s really hard to read the sign when all the words are covered in blood. Jesus, I’m trying to make a point here.” - LIVE from Steeplejack HQ

Maybe you’re not a native English speaker, but “calm” is a noun, not just an adjective.

I’m talking about the fucking jpg

This is a truly tremendous amount of effort to go to in order to appear stupid. I’m honestly impressed.

It means this shit is as old as Charleton Heston’s last diaper.