They really needed to ‘shop in some white golf pants there

I feel like there needs to be more Trump Far Side parodies.

I’ll take my chances any day with Hillary not starting a nuclear war out of petty spite as opposed to Trump.

I mean, she wouldn’t have colluded with a foreign power and we wouldnt be on the brink of nuclear war we some imbecile child-despot of some 3rd world country. But, yeah, what’s the difference?

Assuming you are a law student, you should have understood what was at stake in the election and voted for Hillary.

Well you sure showed everyone.

The oldest shit in an uncleaned catbox was more entitled to my vote than Trump.

She earned your vote by:

How was she “entitled to people’s votes”

That addresses everything you wrote; “Hilldog” shouldn’t be entitled to anything, but I should expect my fellow Americans to vote for the better candidate - you know, the one that’s not a flaming orange dumpster fire.

tell me, how did you get entitled to UHC? and are you closer or further from it now?

She wasn’t entitled to your vote. She earned it, and anyone with any understanding of the world would realize the alternative was what we ahve now.

My parents lived near that building 50 years ago and my mom was OBSESSED with trying to spot her. Then one day, my mom was pushing my brother in a baby carriage and Greta Garbo was walking towards them. As she passed my mom, she said, “you’re baby is beautiful”.

Yes, and if anyone in his office could control the President, you would never see anything like this. Not that others haven’t wanted to do something like this, I’m sure they have. But, someone would have stopped them. Alas, not in this White House. What’s interesting is that this was clearly in large part dictated by…

THIS presidency seems to be lower than the resin-encrusted remains of evaporated bong water.

At least he’s not wearing a tan suit. Or doing something naughty with his emails.

How else am I supposed to get these insects out?

I believe the tone of the article is that “Tony” is a “John” and the “first date” was a “girlfriend experience” gone horribly, horribly awry.

The saving grace is that Andy Warhol would have loved this story.

Sculptor is a very generous term for the creator of that monstrosity, looks like it came from at best a middle school art class, defecator would be more a more accurate descriptor for the maker of that ugly ass steaming pile of shit.