But did you do it while wearing an Obama mask?

“Wait...your name is Michael Bolton? You ever thought about changing your name?”

Looks like all the heavy weights are getting on the bandwagon (credit to Alternative facts)

Here are several other ways of saying that.

I’m very much looking forward to seeing “JESUS USED THE N-WORD TOO” on hand-held signs and on church billboards.

I can’t wait to be happy-drunk again!

I’m coming but I’ll have to make a card with my pertinent information drafted for me because I believe it will be my first black out drunk night.

I’m here! Where shall I set up the bar?

in one of the darkest corners of my heart - i hope kushner (most) but donnie jr (also) go to jail - and when they finally realize there is no way out they emotionally disintegrate in public - i’m living for that moment

I’ve heard that The Muslims have already planned a big dance party on the rooftops of Jersey City.

lol, that one’s not going to be a party. It will be a rave.

When Trump says, “There was no collusion”, there is only one possible conclusion we can draw: He doesn’t know what collusion means.

I picture him in an alternate universe reading the headline and saying, “Gaslighting is good. But do you want to know what’s great? Coallighting. We’re going to bring back coallighting,…

Wow, dotard truly doesn’t realize he just confessed to obstruction over twitter, which is now considered a presidential record.

“But I was sending a message to the establishment!!!!!”

It is :)

Oops. I literally didn’t read closely enough; apologies all around to the Bobcats.

I hadn’t known that.

The thing that stood out to me is that whomever put together this statement must have documented the shit out of this. To turn it in on Monday and have him out by Wednesday says there’s a paper trail. It sucks that the onus is on the people who’ve been harassed; document every detail and maybe people will believe you.

People have been speculating he was pretty awful to Ann Curry too? I haven’t really followed any of those stories so I have no idea.

A sobering indication of the times we live in. Even MBCock must adapt.