How did the get a wind machine to move Melania’s dress but not Donald’s hair?

I suggested Jon Hamm, but Ben Stiller is even better casting and is the right height.

Did they photoshop someone else’s face onto Melania’s face?

I don’t care if he’s too old but I still picture Joe Pesci if only for the way he speaks.

It has to be a woman, maybe Lea Delaria?

I suggested to Gilbert Gottfried’s wife that Gil should play him.

I’m hoping for this guy:

I say Cecily Strong.

I’d enjoy a Tom Hardy Bond.

Do you mean bringing in someone special, a la Melissa McCarthy and Alec Baldwin? I could see maybe bringing Chris Kattan back for a couple of episodes:

I saw a poll that included Steve Buscemi. I don’t think you can do too much better.

Is Vince, of Sham-wow fame, available?

I usually eye roll at stories of privilege doing stupid stuff, but I love everything about this.

I see, I only managed to get out of the greys on deadspin.

Obviously we should restrict immigration. These are criminals who breathed in American air and didn’t pay for it. They should die. That is what this free market demands.

Racism? At an Indians game?

creating the perfect Fox–Trump–Fox confirmation loop.

Whistler: Your Majesty is like a stream of bat’s piss.

What are you talking about? When he was top dog in Cleveland, he proved he can lead a team to 64 wins... over 3 seasons.