Thanks Gun Nuts!

Put it in the negative after that little snippet. He even seems amazed that they hit. “—all of which hit, by the way. Unbelievable, from, you know, hundreds of miles away. All of which hit. Amazing.” Does he still think we are using some WWI tech or have pigeons pecking inside our bombs?  

Godammn didn’t even know he was sick. God bless his family

And that’s not consecutive days, that’s cumulative since inauguration (maybe since election).

I’ve had enormous trouble convincing the wait staff that I really do enjoy spicy food, and I blame a combo of my translucency and midwesterners who say halapeeeeno. Clear hate crime. Life is hard for us :(

I’m on several job posting lists. No joke, this morning I got a job opening ad for a public relations specialist for United. I can only hope it’s because United’s entire department threw their hands up and quit yesterday.

I read it as him not being able to understand how his grandson could have done this.

The empathy and grace and forgiveness shown by the victims’ families is remarkable especially in the face of so much senseless loss. Roof’s grandfather not understanding how an entrenched culture of whiteness and supremacy and lack of empathy led to this tragedy is a problem. How do you not understand what the…

I missed you.

I still am flummoxed by the fact that Lezestrada isn’t a real adult film—keep most of Aristophanes’s dialogue and the non-sex scenes would be as entertaining as the sex scenes.

I was thinking the same. Hasn’t this premise been used already?

Milty! My God, I didn’t even realize that I hadn’t seen you in a while! It’s so refreshing to see you back!

It just wouldn’t be an article about some idiot hurting/killing themselves with a gun without you here.

I’ve missed this.

Poor Arabella will never have a lemonade stand!

And twenty-seven magazine subscriptions!

I know you were worried that a feminist website would disapprove of your username, but having his continually reminding us of how goddamn stupid these people are more than makes up for any bad taste your namesake might leave in someone’s mouth.

*applauds*

So, was this a negligent discharge, or did he mistake his lower body for a black person?