That’s the thing that jumps out at me — this is in Utah.

i wouldn’t fuck him with Milton Berle’s cock......

I eagerly wait for the day when that POS dies from something stupid, embarrassing and painful.

Oh, absolute truth on the if he’d been a girl thing. Of course, as a white girl, people would’ve really freaked out. Unfortunately, as you go down the line of if he would’ve been an Asian girl, a Latina girl and then a Black girl (especially a more heavy-set Black girl), I think people would’ve cared less and less.…

He probably said, “I’m hiring that guy from Saturday Night Live!”

I actually think the fallout from the election of Trump will be a long-term benefit for our country. People have been reminded how active participation is required to buoy a democracy.

NBC’s Today has been making so many bad, perhaps brand-ruining decisions lately—

You know what would be awesome?

Cut them some slack. Their Director of Ethics died in the Bowling Green Massacre and they’re still too distraught to find a replacement.

I follow this dude on FB because at one time he lived down the highway from me in the deep red suckhole of Alaska known as the Mat-Su. He has since decamped to Florida for a cheaper retirement, but he remains my favorite badass.

Oh come on that’s not fair. He has to take a day off sometime.

We’re not even sure that counter can increment.

I like Trump because he means what he says! Except the things I don’t like, he totally doesn’t really mean those things!

International embarrassment, Milty. International.

THIS WAS YOUR FUCKING CHOICE WHITE AMERICAN CHRISTIANITY

“I’ve known him for years. He was one of my best friends.”

Let’s guess the charms.

But Palin would know how to handle a grizzly in schools without resorting to a gun.

that charm bracelet is fucking terrible