I saw the first part of your comment when I clicked notifications. I said to myself, “Now I can parlay this into a Glenn Frey joke!” But no....you had to do a 2-for-1.

Welcome to the Hotel Mar-a-Lago!

Life’s been good to him so far.

#requisite

Thanks for the heads up...

“Obama hated the gays.”

~ next time on “Chopper Talk.”

Long live RBG, Eddie Vedder, and Betty White...

“Big meat for Jews!”

Not for nothing, but my old ass school never had AC.  Ever.  I never got ice cream out of the deal either.

The line is with Alexo Athletica, which, according to its site, was founded as a response to mainstream athleisure brands which don’t adequately respect the Second Amendment.

“I’d like to buy a vowell.”

“Sir, this isn’t Wheel of Fortune.”

He was pissed because Sweden wouldn’t sell him Greenland.

I too remember the time Mother Teresa fucked a pornstar. 

I’m a huge fan of self-learing math at Khan Academy.

This was an interesting thread.  (In my mid-50s and still taking college courses.)

Solid critique from a guy with [checks history] all of two comments.

#JFC

“You’re poor and you can’t pay the rent. Allowed yourself to be sexually harassed by the landlord to keep the lights on.”

Bless your heart.

Oh I forgot.  They’re “lone wolf.”