Heaven forbid the opposing team do anything on the hallowed field in Dallas after a successful play. Pretentious asshats.

They’ve been doing that shit for years.

I’ve never been as stressed in my life as I was when I was first starting out as a completely self-managed independent contractor.

Gotta say, escaping Cleveland only to be traded back seems like the kind of thing that would happen on a flat Earth.

I read this and with LeBron, it’s more about the “why” than the “what.”

That article is the best example of white people acrobatics I have seen since... yesterday?

Re: Selfie Kid

‘zactly. Deadbeat Chads.

I blame the absence of fathers in the white community. Where is the personal responsibility???

Wouldn’t that make them dogapults?

Strange, I didn’t think dogs ate GOATs.

That’s why you get someone else to buy the game for you! I had a fun birthday last year.

The important question here is, who are these 5 million people who bought a Nintendo console and didn’t buy the Mario game for said Nintendo console?

Glad to see Xenoblade do so well though. Hopefully this means we get a Xenoblade Chronicles 3 before too long, since XBC2 definitely left at least one possible thread it…

What amazes me is the amount of suckers that Nintendo convinced to buy essentially the same game (Mario Kart 8) on two different consoles.

I’d assumed that it was a note that said, “HELP” scrawled in blood.

So, he’s Goldfinger.

Trump is the kid who always hit the reset button on the Super Nintendo right before you beat him at Street Fighter 2.

Way to go. You found the one story to make us all say “I’m with Tom Brady on this one.”

Dead serious, it’s really nice to have a story that’s just, “omg, this game was fun as hell.” Maybe not all the time, but right now, especially with all the snark towards the Warriors and the unending bullshit with refs and players being dicks, it’s nice to be reminded why sports are just fun as hell sometimes.

“Everyone needs to eat some cheesesteaks and chill out. Trust The Process on this.” —Joel Embiid