THEN STOP BEING ON FUCKING TV

Why are you making this comment to the replier instead of OP? Is he not guilty of the exact same shit?

meh... My dick breaks through those things.

Take it easy. Why don’t you drink a Pepsi or something.

I’m a guy, but I’m interested in these for the days I eat Chipotle.

If it makes you feel better, he probably still rubs one out while thinking of her, even though she’s old and shriveled.

WHOA HOT TAKE

He's even worse than his picture.

Yeah, it was terrible. Pictures were appearing one little section at a time. It felt like 56k.

Exactly. I've seen way too many fun games ruined by people farming exploit x for item z.

They are when you're a teenager. Middle school bus ride? Boner city.

Herp derp derpitty doo

someone needs to make a documentary about this dude: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samuel_Wa…

If you watch your food get made on an assembly line, it's fast food.

Good advice. Maybe you should reflect on it.

We were the freakin hosts that year, so I wouldn't go gloating too much.

1-3 didn't have 3rd person. It was a SWAT simulator. 1 bullet killed, there was a planning phase to each mission, and terrorists had no problem wasting hostages. It was a really unique experience that was blown away to cater to console kiddies.

This technique can trim 15 seconds off your time trial, but it's not enough to separate from the pack in multiplayer like snaking was.

"Not one of those annoying runners, just a 5k a morning regular bloke." Trust me. You are.

The action is just bat shit crazy. You feel like a fucking X-Man or something.