Congratulations on being the smartest person in this Deadspin thread. I bet all the sexy ladies are lining up to impart blow jibbers.

Buying someone dinner doesn't make up for 70+ hour work weeks.

I shot that whiny bitch right in the face.

or LegoGuy.

+1. Fannnnnnntastic.

I really enjoyed it when he called Iniesta's 5 foot obvious pass "magisterial," or whatever ridiculous adjective he used.

It splits your system resources between the Windows VM and your native OS. Won't run as fast as bootcamp.

And yet the OP's original statement is still valid.

Wait wait wait—now you're going to hear some jackass jump in and say "My friend's mother's acquaintance knows a person who knows a person in Canada who got butt cancer and DIED because that evil communists government denied coverage. DEATH PANELS."

YOU'RE RIGHT! Let's give Spurs the credit they deserve as the inaugural winners of a 2nd tier European competition that Arsenal haven't competed in for the last 16 years! Let me drum up some more golden oldies for you!

I am SUPER excited to see that kid in some Capital One Cup games when he's healthy again.

lol. This is so ridiculous. You know every teenage boy spend at least 10 minutes a day trying to conceal unwanted boners, right?

You invoked the stupid "there was a time in this country" platitude. -2 points and you receive 1 eye roll.

Then you're a fuck head.

Yeah, but both of those goals were fucking beautiful.

This possibility is the single biggest reason I'm excited about the Oculus Rift. Spotting an open teammate running into space and then hitting him with a killer through ball would be amazing.

Played amazing. He created a slew of chances that Theo Walcott wasted.

just had to look at the chalk bag to find out which way he was oriented.

All you did is prove there are 9 jackasses viewing this post.

Yeah I know. It drives me crazy that they aren't capable of placing a bid with fair value. I agree that all this low-balling does is piss off selling clubs.