Not really related but I'll never forget when I was little and my dad told me that vanilla extract tasted as good as it smells and offered me a spoonful. My world shattered. God what a bastard.
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Or a motorized Lazy-Boy.
who gives a shit?
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Just like Uncle Ned (aka "young Tom Hanks" for you whippersnappers) on Family Ties:
I think that being drunk in the first place has a huge bearing in this case also.
Air your nuts out at home, freak.
They are! Except for when they're not.
Take business-class Via and you'll get snockered off the free booze! That is the best way to travel, frankly.
On the other hand, Greyhound buses have wifi now.
Why would you think that? I watched two FAs (on United, as it happens) threaten to have a guy thrown off the plane and security called because he was trying to reach his seatbelt which was stuck under the seat. FA #1 repeatedly yelled at him to buckle his belt, while FA #2 repeatedly yelled at him to sit down when…
I hope she sues the shit out of them and wins. I was once on a Continental flight where free drinks weren't being served. I asked for some water to take a dramamine, and the attendant asked for cash for the water (yes really). I said I only had a credit card, he said that wasn't acceptable. I asked him "well, what am…
A stewardess on a power trip is easily capable of having you falsely arrested. Just the fact that it is United makes me 100% believe everything the lady says. They are awful. The worst.
One of my pet peeves of meeting a girl from tinder or okcupid is when we meet and first hug, she'll always say something like 'It's so great to meet you' and I'll be like 'QUIET! Now people are going to know we met from the internet ahhhhh'
"I don't want children walking near 'internet people' meeting."
"men's heterosexual activity likely is constrained by female choice."
you gotta love Paris. She's so beautiful and benevolent.
I love love love people who use "SJW" as an insult. Because, really, what could be worse that caring about social justice and actually trying to do something about it?