Is Tom Hanks an ACTUAL CRISIS ACTOR???

(I’m a bit stoned right now, and this feels like a very profound revelation.)

If that’s Irina looking tired and haunted, I am clearly a zombie at all times.

Immaculate contraception, I believe, is the phrase you’re looking for.

For the longest time, I thought Jennifer Aniston was a crap actress who topped out with Friends.  But then I saw the Good Girl and Cake, and I realized she’s a great actress with a terrible agent/person who picks scripts.

I feel like absolute trash today and had terrible nightmares last night. Thanks a lot Brad Pitt.

Why hasn’t he figured out a way to get my hair to not frizz? Fucker. 

My arthritis still bothers me sometimes. Damn Brad Pitt.

It’s been a minute since Brad Pitt did anything that made me proud of him, but I’ll take this. He seems to be a genuinely nice person, once all the self-aggrandizing bullshit of celebrity is washed away. I went to school with one of his cousins and from all accounts their family is as functional as any in rural…

That’s exactly how Weinstein and others of his orc ilk get away with these monstrosities—on the rare occasions they’re actually confronted the person (Pitt in this case) is not only enraged but incredulous that Weinstein would do something so blatantly crass and gross in the first place. Remember, Paltrow at this…

Brad Pitt also didn’t cure cancer while confronting Harvey.  What an asshole. 

The common argument for it (or at least the one I’ve heard) is, “Animals in the wild do it, it gives them so many nutrients!”

What if Ellen dated this mystery woman before Brad, Angelina is openly bisexual.

I think it’s Christina Applegate because she was married to Johnathon Schaech who was famously Ellen’s beard. 

I think he sees Tiffany as Marla’s daughter and Barron as Melania’s son. The only children he seems to really regard as his own are the ones with Ivana.

Increasingly, I think mothers create misogynistic creeps. Fathers may be responsible for juvenile shit like gun fetishism and macho fuckery, but mothers “protecting their sons” seems to give boys and young men a huge head start in developing sexist and misogynistic attitudes.

09/10/19 Journal entry:

People are still garbage.
Maybe tomorrow?

I think they get lured in with all the free content and once they are hooked they gotta see that wedding! It’s for the real fans! The fans willing to pay $50!

I thought the appeal of youtube stars was supposed to be their cheap accessiblity (ie youtube) and/or their authenticity. But if fans were willing to pay 50$ to watch a shitty video of a fake wedding, that can’t be it.

This is depressingly true. So many men do not accept anything other than this as rape, in part because it would force lots of them to take a good hard look at their own actions. 

C’mon. We ALL know that if a sexual assault doesn’t happen: