Crayons would be too obvious. 

Quick fill the Boeing Max with water and rebrand it as Boeing Extinguisher! 

My only regret is I didn’t pis in your salmon.

I’m gonna go with his ears are too big.

Ask him about his taxes while you’re at it.

She’s still President though, right?

Pizza was just code for the water sports brothel she ran in Moscow. Comet=Meteor Shower=Golden Shower, Everybody knows that.

The Nunes 8 is barely a 5 if you measure correctly.

Don’t you know how many crimes President Hillary Clinton committed when she was selling uranium in Benghazi?

Mini-treason?

Until it kills you and you get eaten by lions.

His REAL father was born in Austria.

“We need younger, more in touch people in office.” read as “We need more younger people to touch in office”

Meghan strikes me more pink than white.

No because it is funny to read such a sentence in a rant about coherent writing.

Oh you want to CHANGE your assertion. My father was born in the Bronx... Germany.

uh... “Even though they can’t wrote three coherent sentences in high school.”  

Have you ever been lyin’ when you shoulda been truthin’?

Yes, I’m sure the following will be in the report, but more importantly-stay inside wind causes cancer.

75% of Americans are “the left” according to you. I think you may be proved right in 2020.