mazel2017
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mazel2017

75% of Americans are “the left” according to you. I think you may be proved right in 2020.

I smell FEAR. You sound more desperate with each “move on”.

Just like with dogs, you need to clean up the shit that just fell out of your mouth.

75% of Americans want the full report released. You need to move on from your fear.

Yes, let’s not put men who want to fuck their own daughter in the same group as pedophiles.

Imagine having to defend a lying criminal that is losing his mind.

It was all Elaine could do to keep from kicking him.

Bangs or no bangs? I can’t decide.

Sargent Schultz was the dumbest Nazi. He knew nothing and was proud of it.

I’m okay with Ms. Devos being shoved under real buses by anyone. 

Elton John wants his wig back.

“Can I have his dick?” Lindsey whimpered.

You open your mouth and shit falls out. Please clean it up. 

Won’t someone stand up for the rich and famous?

Be careful you will get sued for $250 million for showing actual footage of behavior.

One time, after a bad drive, Trump slammed his driver back in his bag, as guys will do, and wasn’t really watching what he was doing, and the driver ricocheted back and hit Trump in the head. “A.J.?” Trump asked, pissed. “Did you just hit me in the head with my own driver?”

Burnt at the stake at the end of the witch hunt.

Mom’s basement? Jesus. Thanks for letting me shit in your mouth and telling me how good it tastes.

Thanks for admitting you are a fucking fool, afraid of a young woman and like sucking off stray dogs.

Someone named AOC Has Herpes is worried about intellectually honesty.