They covered both those questions in elementary school.

Wait til 3PM, find some 3rd graders, and they’ll explain

This reads like 1st day on the job Hamno. It’s a mess trying to push a narrative like a lot of bullshit think pieces.

“Terrific post-match interview”? Did anyone understand a single word of what he or the small child said?

I don’t see how this is so shitty. I don’t like the Rangers, but how are the Astros in a “humanitarian” situation? They’re all fine. Baseball doesn’t save lives. The Rangers are under no moral obligation to fuck up their season for the team that’s in first place.

to try and leverage the Rangers organization into taking a financial hit so that the Astros don’t have to take one, and when that didn’t work out Reid Ryan put out a petty statement attempting to throw the Rangers/Jon Daniels under the bus for no reason.

It’s not like the voters didn’t have a chance to say no.

I love Ichi. Shut up with your “true hit king” shit.

The Hit King 

How many more hits would Pete Rose have, if he had spent the first ten years of his career hitting against subpar pitching?

That would only be accurate if the ball was heading straight down when it hit the roof.

You are right, this is going to make it much harder to publish outlandish, preposterous stories without fact checking based on anonymous sources about make-believe rape rituals at college fraternities! Won’t someone think of the outlandish, preposterous stories without fact checking based on anonymous sources about…

There is a coach right next to him who can absolutely be expected to watch the ball.

Perfectly reasonable for the runner to ask for time out. Once granted, the ball can’t be put back into play without the pitcher possessing it on the rubber.

Gotta admit... Feeling let down here. Expected more.

Damn, can’t believe I’m gonna highlight truther a Puig story, but come on man. 1 highlight is a play where he didn’t throw a guy out. The other is a play where he would have been out on a good throw? This is low-level Puig.

Did you see it on the pitch zone? It was clearly a strike...

Fake news. Jones said plenty before he struck out. And even more afterwards.

I will never get over people calling this a sport.

Unbelievably stupid. Seriously. Unfuckingbelievable.

lol a team of only women