Yes, because the S550 is so fuel efficient.

The people who need to cross 4 lanes to make their exit at the last possible moment.

“....the 7 Series became bolted to the showroom floor the moment the new S-Class went on sale.” THIS is the best line on Jalopnik today!

The engine displacement has nothing to do with the naming convention either anymore. In the last 10 years, it has basically disappeared. For example, with the e90 328i and 335i have the same 3.0L with different power outputs.

Remember the email I sent you before you bought that thing? When I daily drove a H1 in NYC, i came outside to find my legally parked hummer kicked, keyed, scratched, spit on, and once, someone left a fat ass dog turd on the hood. You should go dig out that email and see how many of my predictions come true.

I have a super simple potential remedy. You need to put a bumper sticker on it that hints or outright lies about your vehicle using recycled cooking oil. That will stump many inclined to complain.

I appreciate your life, Doug.

Your neighbor is fat-shaming your car.

The perpetrator...

The solution here is clear.

For all those looking for jobs out of college that I know they are frantically searching right now,

Anyone can write a book. Don't be an asshole.

Why? They really, really don't matter. Life isn't a contest for "who has the most misery", but when people act like their life is ruined because they left their phone at home for one day, it reflects badly on us as a whole.

Oh! And I'm 2/3 through the first draft. Hope to publish it this summer :)

If you don’t tell at LEAST one person who asks “why is the steering wheel on the wrong side?” that you got the car for half price because ‘they put it together wrong at the factory,’ I will be sorely disappointed.

If the dealer is refusing a test drive, or asking for a credit check first, you can guarantee that baby’s got the $800 TruCote™ and a $400 cargo net, dealer installed.

Tell me how to drive, like I’m 16 again. I’m almost 34 years old and my mother still does this. Look, if I’m doing something dangerous then by all means, complain. But you don’t need to tell me there’s a car waiting to turn out of a driveway an eighth of a mile ahead.

The one who screams to pull over when you’re running from the cops. That shit takes a lot of concentration, damnit. Don’t interfere

Oh H1s have bolt-in third rows? I didn’t know that. I assumed the cargo area would still be full of tear-stained “Romney 2012” signs from the previous owner.