Not, "A Kid went for a Test Drive at his Local Dealer, and You Won't Believe What Happened Next!"

proper rubber

Backup camera.

You forgot to say how dynamic it is!

1. Allow more than one tire manufacturer.

I think you have six to 12 more articles before Conan or another late night picks you up as a comedic writer. I always crack a smile when I stumble across your articles.

Tundra. Duh.

Panther platform cars, specifically the Crown Vic need to be beat to hell to truly make the car great. Potholes in the road? Whatever, run right through them. Bumps in the parking lot? Whatevs. Loading 6 dudes and 500 lbs of stuff in the trunk? That's all? It'll run for 300K miles, but the harder you run them,…

Take your pick

A beat-up 240, sedan or wagon. It could take a lickin', such as this one that had a wood-burning stove installed.

Guise....rly?

Matt Hardigree, Jaloppo Crew Chief... in Chief.

"Gawker clickbait" is a tired, worn-out argument. Do better. This is news and I would have reported the same if I worked at Bloomberg, Reuters, the Wall Street Journal or anywhere else.

I'm more surprised he managed to get 44 Miatas together without accidentally starting a track day.

It started over the weekend. Not sure how long it's supposed to last.

Put it this way, with a 4 cyl, 2 pistons are going down as 2 are going up. With an inline 6 engine, 2 are going up, while 2 are going down and 2 are in the middle. That's why it's balanced. There is no "inbetween"

Honestly? It's probably damn difficult to uniformly flag 13 vins across the myriads and myriads of systems that operate each individual department. You're kind of treating this like old Sal down in the mail room pulled down the recall folder and hand wrote some recalls maliciously. That isn't how it is.

These things.

If we wanted solar power, we would have it already. The problem is that people like to look environmentally conscious while also spending the least money. So, a Prius makes sense. Installing solar panels on your roof, not so much.