It's not about power. If you can't go fast with 90 horsepower, 900 ain't gonna help ya. I genuinely feel that. - BH

Mind. Blown.

Did you mean to make MIATA an acronym for Miata Is Always The Answer?

When I was in 4th grade, I became a kickball legend. I was playing 2nd base, with runners on 1st and 2nd base, with no outs. Anyway, up comes the opposing team captain and he kicks a screaming line drive right to me (out #1). I catch the ball chest high, center mass. I pivot slightly to my right and notice the the…

The Mulsanne faired rather poorly in its evaluation on Top Gear. Will you be making any improvements to it to address the shortcomings they found?

I was at the Camry stand just a few minutes ago and walked up to two Volkswagen of America guys looking the new car over. They were talking halfway between disgusted and confused ("Why did they do that?"). I chimed in to ask if they were talking about the fake window on the c-pillar and they said yes.

I know, right?

IMHO this is too NSFW for Jalopnik. Posts like this one could result in the site being banned by most workplaces. The censored version is fine, let folks do their own searching for the uncensored version so we can continue to enjoy reading about cars!

Oh Otto, you cheeky bastard.

Well, the XL1 costs 150K dollars. For that you get a 2-seater car the size of a thimble, the luggage space of a purse, the interior of a cheap de-contented VW that visited the team at Galpin Auto Sports for a few TV screens, exterior styling straight out of a bad syfy flick, sad clown tail lights, tires the width of…

true story, in high school GF called crying because her Fiero would not start. When i met her she was standing in front of the Fiero with the hood up crying. She turned to me and said "Someone stole my engine!"

You sound just like my dad.

So the STI is becoming an EVO and the next-gen EVO is becoming a crossover.

"Just point to where on the Hot Wheels he rolled, you. It's ok Baja, you're in a safe place now."

Obligatory.

Confidence is a tow strap already hooked to the back of the car.

Drinking a beer in the grandstands at Talladega is only low risk if you're not black, gay, well dressed, well spoken, muslim, french, canadian, french canadian, jewish, etc...