came here to say this; leaving pleasantly satisfied. well done.

What I want to know is: are car companies just defaulting to “Evo” for their top tier fast cars now? See: NSX GT3 Evo, R8 LMS GT3 EVO, etc. Is there nothing more creative? I mean, I guess that’s one way to carry on the lost legacy of the Lancer Evo (RIP), but I mean... surely there is a better name.

Maybe you can take over for David’s lack of an rx7?

“very specious logic”

This marks the first time I have ever had to research the meaning of a word used in a Jalopnik article. For those interested:

These wheel thieves seem to have a vendetta against Chevy... all three articles y’all have written about this are about Chevy dealers!!

“lukewarm baby stroller” rofl

Here’s the question we should be asking - would an Elantra do better pushing the POStal Jeep over the Rockies, or towing it?

Well, I guess that solves the age old question of “Wouldn’t my Dodge Neon just disintegrate at 193.2 mph?"

Wouldn’t most people just tie in their phone navigation to the respective app instead of using the built in navigation? Phones are much better to type on than touchscreens anyway..

It looks like the rider passing him might have given him a little help towards the pavement...

Boeing faces over $600 billion in cancelled orders.

Couldn’t the problem of merging be solved with.. a merge lane? I think the expectation of an instant merge would be unreasonable, but if they had two lanes going either direction, they could actually enforce the age old “left lane is for passing ONLY” rule that we simple humans fail to recognize.

Can we get another Jalopnik attempt at endurance racing? I love reading y’alls adventure articles!

I guess you’re the self-declared Jalopnik Safety Champion now?

I hope somebody has greatly increased the capacity of the Tesla window replacement market...

I love that the ‘chain guy’ tied a knot to secure the pull - a freaking knot, in a chain! and a darn good one too!

I was making this exact consideration on my way into work this morning hahaha

you didn’t have to ruin all the fun...

This is less about the article and more about the formatting of the review summary - the “+” and “-” (and really even the “$”) are really tiny on my screen, even when I blow up the screen size, and it makes the summary difficult to understand. Maybe you guys could make those bigger or something?

Same as it ever was!