There really needs to be a word for when something is so accurate that you can’t tell if it’s satire or not.
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I handle social media for several restaurant chains — at least this guy is using actual full sentences and isn’t telling the brand to fuck off. Still a raging asshole for tweeting that many times, especially considering he’s got a sizable following. Send them an email laying out your complaint or at least don’t be…
Did you just say ‘scupper’? Stop it.
The mystery of a man named Danger Guerrero writing about Pete Campbell and bears was a strong one, to be sure.
Uproxx: come for the Vince Mancini and Brian Grubb, stay for absolutely nothing else.
“He doesn’t know the building. What if he does fall down or if he steps on somebody?” Moore said.
It’s been around 45 years. Come on.
This is a better joke, tbh.
If someone tries to take you to Dirty 6th, and you a) aren’t under 23 or b) didn’t cut your teeth drinking on Bourbon Street, you’re going to hate it. It’s full of underage Greek life kids on Thursday/Friday nights and degenerate tourists on the weekends. It’s spectacle and terrible drinks. (Exception is Midnight…
Best breakfast tacos in Austin are actually in Dripping Springs at Flores Breakfast and Lunch. Insanely delicious. Also, go check out the Nutty Brown Cafe (Bob Schneider is probably playing) before it moves.
Toy Joy: http://austinot.com/toy-joy-move
“If you’re a local sports editor, hold your beat writer close.”
Guy’s so young he still has his baby teeth.
I see what you’re saying, and don’t disagree, but Simmons is the one making the claim as to what is essential or not. He’s discounting Wickersham’s reporting by waving his hand and going “Yeah, that part is true, but so what, it’s non-essential.” It’s doubt by a thousand cuts if you pull out certain truths and dismiss…
“One week later, it’s hard to decipher what was definitely true, exaggerated or outright wrong in Wickersham’s piece because, unlike with peak Halberstam, it wastes too much time on nonessential stuff, like the opening Brady-gets-pissed-off anecdote (that happens every year, by the way)”
Yeah, this is worrisome. My girlfriend has never seen any of the Star Wars, has no real desire to, and I’m not dumb enough to try and make her watch them all at home.
How the hell are you out of the grays.
If only there was a middle ground. Oh well.
You can’t prove that Steph Curry wasn’t distracting Nelson Cruz from the right field seats during Game 6.