Sometimes a rule is just a rule.

This is going to be something you’re ready to argue about even though you don’t really get it, isn’t it?

As a super casual Mavs fan, can someone tell me how to feel about this?

Go to a park and just say the word ‘fat’ out loud. Then do it for the two other words you keep using. Results may vary.

I think the reasoning is that when you’re a total asshole with no redeeming qualities (like Christie) then it’s all fair game.

Who besides you said there is another conference that needs to be held up as the last bastion of integrity?

Loria knows that the French eat his kind, right?

“Convenience and quality are two different things.”

I can only imagine how passionate you are about things that actually matter.

Do you not think that that would itself qualify as the failure? So, if there are sources to back up what you’re saying, the OP is asking to read those.

What happens when you are, in fact, an airplane?

Roll up that Rasheed poster and smoke it.

Keep up that shit and you’ll be Lieutenant Colonel Wedgie in a year.

Yes, it’s that firm grasp of the English language that Boston suburbs are known for.

Any English graduate program is evidence that being a self-conscious introvert and an asshole are not mutually exclusive.

My dog loves the snow, too.

The Ravens are curious about this “fence” technology that keeps Tomlin off the field and would like to hear more.

I take it back, you could easily be a sports columnist with those burns.

Don’t worry, I don’t think anyone is going to be asking you to write for them.

Of course, if you ask Darren Rovell to so much as hand you the salt shaker, he’ll pull out his one-sheet for it.