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Are you sure there are two Ashmores, or is he just spinning real fast to make it look like there are two?

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The daughter has since publicly confirmed that it happened. It’s not just Mia vs. Woody.

The exception is Last Week Tonight, where all John Oliver does is tackle hard to talk about subjects and tries to follow them up with his own brand of comedy.

I miss Christina. She was such a fantastic character. Her “he’s not the sun” speech was gold and I still think about it and consider it solid life advice for every woman.

Sources told the Times that the woman unlocked her husband’s cellphone while he was sleeping by putting his unresponsive finger to its scanner and going through his messages.

Ugh, I don’t know why I have to be that person, but if the fight was over saplings, leaves or grass clippings, it would be a flora (or floral) fracas. If it was over dog poop, squirrels, or angry raccoons, then it would be a fauna (or faunal) fracas. My personal suspicion is that this was a straight up anthro-fracas,

Put it this way- Boucher broke half a dozen ribs on a sitting US Senator and had bail set at a lower amount ($7500) than most people would probably get for public intoxication.

This is a bullshit misinterpretation of Paul’s position, and frankly, it shows just how dishonest you libs are.

Poor Rand Paul; yet another victim of The Bowling Green Massacre.

Also, this just how disputes are resolved in Rand Paul’s libertarian utopia? Does he want the state to come in and protect him from his neighbor or something?

‘some asshole I have to work with’

If the guy outside the church did try to shoot him down and did pursue him, that is undeniably brave and noble.

Absolutely we need to disarm domestic abusers. That’s the kind of common sense law that should be a no brainer.

Here we are again:

Republicans: The problem isn’t guns, it’s mental health.

The amount of people I see on social media saying “Thoughts and prayers to the victims and their families” is blowing my mind. Because the irony couldnt be any more extreme. I guess the victims didnt pray hard enough. Or I guess its all Gods plan. Hey lil baby that got killed in a church before even being born, that

“This isn’t a guns situation,” Trump said as he directed the blame at the behavior of a “very deranged individual [with] a lot of problems over a long period of time.”

It is a male issue, first and foremost. And unfortunately it looks increasingly like this violence and anger is inherent.