People need to STOP interviewing Spicer. This man doesn’t deserve redemption. Keep him off your late night shows. Keep him away from award shows. Keep him out of your magazines!

As though Joe Schmoe from New Palestine, Indiana who went to the School of Hard Knocks with a profile photo of himself in camo cargo shorts holding a fish should be privy to all of the information being gathered in a criminal investigation

Oh, my goodness, the poor old man must be exhausted! Getting up early to talk shit about Rand Paul, take a couple puffs on “Big” Luther Strange’s dick, twist some GOP Senators’ tails, and then plug the unrepentant band of pussy grabbers at Fox News and that steaming piece of fecal theatre of the absurd known as Fox &…

As it turns out, several analysts have pointed out that Kimmel actually got the health care bill pretty right, even better than the people who wrote the bill. So, here we are. The former host of the Man Show knows health care policy better than the people who are responsible for writing health care policy. Is Adam…

Oh my fucking god, that’s unbelievable. It is inconceivable to me that I have fellow citizens who actually vote for such a person. How can this even be the same country as the one I live in? I hope she gets absofuckinglutely ROASTED over this.

Her statement: “I am sorry if people took offense to it and perceived my…

Katie Holmes said something similar when she started dating Tom Cruise. I’m paraphrasing but it was something like, “I can practice Catholicism and Scientology at the same time. Both religions are welcoming!”

Taking on a different gossip in this comment- but somehow I’m upset about bilson and Christensen? I saw him once in Houston and 2nd and it took me at least two blocks to figure out who had just smirked at me. He was at the height of his fame, too - which isn’t saying much. Kind of forgot they were an item, now kind of…

Somehow, Jada Pinkett-Smith’s statement is actually more insufferable. She’s trying on religions to seem worldly and open/accepting.

I speculated on that as well up above. My guess is that a career diplomat wrote a normal speech, the WH press office (probably Hicks) added some Trump fluff/braggadocio, and then Miller (or maybe Bannon freelancing) added the apocalyptic white nationalist ranting.

Did Zinke buy the machine himself or did the government buy it? If the latter, do we get to play the game anytime we are in Washington?

At first I was just mad that Trump used the nickname “Rocket Man” in his speech instead of using Kim Jong Un’s actual name. I thought, “Why the needless personal provocation, on top of the threat to destroy N. Korea?”

I can’t comprehend how he was allowed to stand up in front of the UN and say he wants to destroy an entire country. No one has ever done that because it’s insane and basically the evilest thing anyone could think of doing.

So first the President of the United States calls the leader of nuclear armed North Korea on twitter a name so childish that it would get you laughed at and called a dork at any middle school playground if you used it.

If I thought for a second that Trump was an expert games-man, I would assume that he played Democratic party leaders by quickly agreeing to the debt ceiling extension specifically so there would be time for another go-around on repealing the ACA. However, I think this is simply a blind nut finding a squirrel.

Also, this comes from someone currently inside the UN building: it’s rude and disrespectful to go past the 15 minutes each country is allotted to speak for (he went for 43 minutes, FYI). Also, rumour has it that no famous people wanted to show their faces at the UN because of him. Except Giselle Bundchen today, so…

For extra fun, check out his toast right after that speech.

#NoKo? Really?

“Tricky” is how my preschooler describes snapping up his raincoat.

Fuck...it’s barely Tuesday