I just pictured a giant penguin with Scott Pruitt physically in his pocket and I am so happy now

Seriously. What the hell kind of underhanded advice is that? If you want to break up with him for flirting with this other woman, fine that is understandable (though equating it to full blown cheating is a bit much imo), but if you plan to break up with him over it then break up with him. Do not string him along in a…

It’s almost as though creating legislation for a huge and diverse country is complicated....

1) Joss Whedon left Kai Cole, he confessed to cheating and walked out on her.

It does. I wonder if the writer’s GF smacks the shit out of him like Anfisa does with Jorge. I don’t know if you’ve been watching the mostly very boring reunion, but they definitely hit Anfisa with a few tranquilizer darts beforehand. Otherwise my dream of seeing her rip out all of Pao’s mismatched extensions would…

I’m not blaming the GOP for Hillary losing, I’m blaming them for letting Trump get far enough to win the general. They badly miscalculated the populist appeal he had to their base.

You’re totally right. And we’re going to fucking lose. Mid-terms. The next presidential election.

Also, her pinky is bigger than his pinky.

I’m so sick of pelosi getting heat by dealing with trump.

The Bannonites are an admittedly entertaining lot. I spent the better part of the afternoon trolling the wingnuttier among them, trying to get them to explain some nonsensical conspiracy theory that the government has created these hurricanes to control the population.

Whenever Trump tries to convey genuine emotion and/or concern he sounds like VCR instructions from 1985 written in English, translated into Japanese, then translated back again into English.

They didn’t unleash him. He defeated them. He took out a dozen awful, but far more qualified candidates and the party reluctantly supported him through the election.

Advice from someone who thinks The Secret is real, y’all. And therefore believes in the Just World fallacy and that people earn their own unhappiness through “negative energy” or some fuckery.

Yep. This is what jumped out at me about LW1:

This is such good, sane balanced advice. Your parents sound wonderful and so do you.

1. He has no self esteem

2. She is aware of #1 and has convinced him that they are dating when really she sleeps with him occasionally and then goes to live with her husband or boyfriend or whoever.

It’s not a dependent relationship, she’s using him for money and cheating on someone.

This. My girlfriend was 23 when we started dating, and I was 33. She’d let me pay when we went out (given the income gap, I really had zero problem with this) but was completely uncomfortable with the idea of me giving her anything as a gift, let alone actual money.

Sounds kind of like the Jorge/Anfisa thing on “90 Day Fiance” show. that is pretty much a shit show. At least they aren’t married like the 2 on TV are.

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