Rhaeger looked A LOT like Viserys. Good casting

Maybe I’m alone but Theon’s “beat me like a punching bag” beach fight just seemed sad. All the important people are handling dragon fire, insane siblings with undead murderslaves, and an army set to extinguish all life, and I’m supposed to cheer because Theon finally stood up to a bully? Eh.

I just have one question: IS TORMUND FUCKING GIANTSBANE ALIVE?!?!?! I NEED TO KNOW. NOTHING MATTERS TO ME AS MUCH AS THAT RIGHT NOW

So, last week Big Foot took on the voice of a big ol’ truck driver with a serious cigarette habit and I should have known what was coming my way. I literally do not remember much about the early part of the week- by Wednesday I had coughed so hard and so much that my entire rib cage felt broken and my throat was just…

That sucks! And your family sound like assholes for joking about it.

So I just wrapped up on-campus interviews at my top-tier law school and I haven’t gotten a single offer. I didn’t even get more than one callback. I wasn’t all that thrilled about going the corporate/big-firm route, but since Tuesday I have been having low-grade anxiety attacks about whether I’m going to make enough…

I am hardcore pms-ing today. I totally lashed out at some innocent bystanders, too. I feel a little bad. I was on my bike on a bike path and an older couple went to pass me. I could see as they passed that they were struggling to go faster than I was, but whatever. If someone if genuinely going faster than me, I want…

That was the perfect description of this garbage fire of a president. He creates so much fucking drama, it’s ridiculous.

Breaking news:

LATE BREAKING:

No mention of RS is complete without a gif.

You fucking sack of shit:

We generally acknowledge that a child should not be punished for their parents decision.

Do you understand what DACA is? It’s a program designed to lessen the impact on people who were brought here as children, who have found themselves in an untenable situation due to no fault of their own. These kids never chose to break the law.

Because, you fucking bastard, these were children who where brought over. Children that had no say in breaking your shit laws. If you cannot understand that deep inside your pathetic, miserable soul, call it a day and choke on a dick, bitch.

CNN has just reported that it appears North Korea has fired another test missile(s).

Imma let y’all finish, but Adele has the best ticket program for her fans! You sign up with your email on her website, you get a code, you have to pick up tickets at will call. My bestie and I paid face value for 8th row center. Total bs for Taylor (who I’m indifferent towards), to try and boost album sales. Weak.

So she eliminated scalpers by becoming the scalper, eh? Very interesting technique.

So far, Kelly has lasted at least three Scaramuccis (a new Trump White House measure of time).

At this point, I’d legit settle for this (very good) dog as president.