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If you haven’t seen Last Week Tonight’s takedown of the Repugnantcans plan to “replace” the ACA, set aside the 19 minutes and watch it now. It will make you laugh but also make you rage at the pure adulturated evil from the motherfuckers.

I wouldn’t have used “rectified” in my letter in this situation.

44 already did.

I think the difference is the respect for the institutions of government and of the American people. GWB had bad policy that tanked the economy and got us into unwinnable, destabilizing, unjustifiable wars. But he at least respected the office of the Presidency, the humanity of Muslims and immigrants, and while he

It’s not that their skin color affects their ability to do music. It’s more that their skin color appears to have affected them getting the award—it’s hard to imagine three black guys winning an award for such a mediocre song.

He was extremely obnoxious last night. I always get that vibe from him which is why I never watch his show.

I did this. I did this with my mind.

Trump’s administration has more vacant positions than a Kamasutra enthusiast with no partner.

I’m just not sure why he wouldn’t do it the other way around. A really long, satisfying pre-game and a relatively short main event seems a lot more logical to me than the way he described it.

An unskilled unenthusiastic blowjob may result in YOUR orgasm, this is not true of most men I’ve known. And the article does not say amything about penetration. It says the key to giving a woman an orgasm, most of the time at least, is kissing, fingers, and oral sex. So why the fuck do you keep talking about how

LOL who the fuck said she should be proud? Or he should be grateful. Both should try to please the other not to score points.

You know, I try, but the wounded ego/guilt/sadness self-effacing whinge-fest about how SORRY they are and how they’re TRYING tends to make it not worth it. Or that’s my experience anyway.

But it’d be great if heterosexual men would talk to each other about this, so their girlfriends don’t have to keep writing orgasm Sparknotes.

Over/under on number of comments in this thread being men humblebragging about how much they make their ladies orgasm and expressing disbelief that other men don’t?

Am I the only one who tells them when they don’t get the job done? My Type A-ness doesn’t allow me to quietly have my time wasted. If you finish and I don’t you best believe you’re hearing about it.

Has Lagerfeld ever said anything nice about anyone, ever?

I’m Wolf Blitzer, and I’m entirely unhelpful.