Seriously. Here in AZ we have what’s called the Independent Redistricting Commission, without getting too wonky it’s a bipartisan group that draws our districts, 2 Dems, 2Gop, and an independent chair (who I think has to be approved by both parties). It’s not perfect, and AZ remains red, but it does lead to more…

Again, I’m not a scientist, but I know science and I think this reestablishes the fact that aliens are real***. It won’t be long before they arrive.

I have had more than one argument with women on Jezebel about shaving. Fine, you like to shave, but don’t deny what’s behind it. Most people disagreed with me, lol.

It must be nice to be the only person doing feminism right.

Hmm...

I’m waiting for that awful moment that Sean Spicer refers to a policy as a McMaster Plan

Hmm I wonder where Spicer learned such a fancy word.

I live in Atlanta so I have a great representative (John Lewis, yo!) and terrible senators. David Perdue and Johnny Isakson are missing in action AND THEY DO NOT GIVE A SINGLE FUCK. Perdue’s not up until 2020 and Isakson is up in 2022, so.

“I have never seen so many more sore losers as there are today.”

McCain: Sunday Shows :: Trump:Twitter

Hey, snitches get stitches; don’t you know that, kid? Parents, tell your kids never to give a statement to the cops otherwise:

After 10 years, I finished paying off my student loans today! *High fives all around*

Someone needs to make a comprehensive post of who this guy is with a ton of links to him saying whatever it is he says that’s so monstrous, because my world is divided between people who love him and people who think he’s the reincarnation of Hitler, and seriously I’d never heard of him until like six months ago, and…

Trudeau’s shade wasn’t the stuff about Syria. It was when he (apropos of nothing) brought up the following Winston Churchill quote: “That long frontier from the Atlantic to the Pacific Oceans, guarded only by neighborly respect and honorable obligations, is an example to every country and a pattern for the future of…

Katy was, of course, referring to her pop superior Britney Spears’

The world needs to know that Kareem is NOT here for your BS.

This’ll never get out of the grays, but this line:

The Katy Perry part of the exchange wasn’t shady. The Britney response? That was shady.

Never forget:

Well I remember every little thing
As if it happened only Tuesday
Parking @ the White House
And there was not another car in sight
And I never had a Cheeto
Looking any better than you did
And all the kids at school
They were wishing they were me that night
And now our bodies are oh so close and tight
It never felt so good, it…