I feel like it’s telling that he’s highlighting Van Jones and Ana Navarro considering some of the most wtf? moments for this administration have been Kellyanne’s interviews with Anderson Cooper and Jake Tapper. And it’s not like Cooper or Tapper have treated Trump with kid gloves. 

Bill Maher is a toxic, misogynist, Islamophobic, faux-liberal shitbag, but hey, you just keep on with that incredibly low bar for “fine”.

‘King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, Protector of the Realm, Mr. Manager’

Fuck yeah, it would be honorable to go out trying to put a saddle on a T-Rex

Trump’s blatant narcissism is so all-consuming that he can’t handle the realities of his new job - all that responsibility, all that criticism - so he’s going to try and relieve his ‘glory days’ on the campaign trail.

I really feel like it’d be inappropriate to consider a SCOTUS nominee in the middle of the campaign like this. We should really wait until the election and let the voice of the American people be heard.

I’ve been rolling around in the greys for months angrily yelling at every article that has covered autism and/or vaccines. I’m tired.

Dudes who are not medical professionals tell everyone the dangers of medicine.

Puzder is reportedly “very tired of the abuse...”

Right? She is like the ultimate victim. First she unknowingly marries a dirtbag rapist who cheats on her. Then she picks herself up, dusts herself off, and makes an agreement with him that she needs something out of the marriage if he’s going to be off getting busy all the time. Then she gets smeared over Benghazi…

1 - I’m not convinced anyone in the administration could focus for that long
2 - They’d all be thinking about how much money they could make if they manufactured and branded those robot bees as TRUMP BEES.

If the Trump administration had watched Black Mirror, they’d realize that fucking with bees is a very bad idea.

If I want an emotional roller coaster that’s hard to watch, I’ll turn on C-Span and watch Sean Spicer press briefings.

Honestly, I think you end up having MORE legitimate feelings from a show like GOT that has sometimes spent years establishing characters as legitimate parts of a complex story before something bad happens to them (Hodor, anyone?). Setting up someone as the best guy ever in a couple of episodes before then saying “oh…

There is a kind of catharsis in watching a show that makes you want to cry. You are expressing a lot of emotions, grief and sadness, but at the same time, you know that this is all fake, so in a lot of ways, it’s safe. It’s not the same thing as being actually emotionally devastated — there is still a wall between you…

It’s less good Parenthood. It kind of fills the void left behind by its end.

Edit: Holy shit I got blacked? Thank you!

I feel like I’m watching the fucking awful sideways episodes of Lost.

“Trump’s handshakes are a bit strange, eh?”

*Super loud, awkward laughter*
“Excellent!”