or smaller bags.

“but for the last few days in Montreal, no one’s been allowed to drink the water due to a bacteria leakage. This also means: no coffee.”

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what the rest of us can learn from angry city drivers: HOW TO DRIVE.

umm, i wear a hat every day, and I’m not bald (yet). does this mean people are assuming I’m bald? it’s almost as if people forget hats actually serve a purpose and aren’t only a fashion statement (or baldness hider, which is also a purpose).

furthermore, why would i want my freshly washed feet on a disgusting old piece of moldy carpet?

it’s so simple. use a towel as a bath mat. then throw it in the laundry. hang the towel you used on yourself, and next shower that becomes the bath mat. rinse, repeat. permanent bath mats are an excellent way to grow some mold/bacteria in your house. same for fools that use sponges in the kitchen.

I also find hankerchiefs repulsing.

you forgot the number one best thing you can do with mayo. throw it in the trash.